Hah, Magic cards! Complete with Savor the Flavor-ish thing!

In a land called Belaria...there is a race of creatures called the Culdeg. They are descendants of demons and as ruthless as their ancestors. They have enslaved the race of lesser demons, more commonly known as imps.


These imps are used as servants and cannon fodder in the Culdegs' various wars of conquest. They die by the hundreds, but the Culdeg have developed methods by which they can create imps from prisoners, slain enemies or even from the pure black mana that runs through their land.

The Culdeg are incarnations of black mana. Ruthless, cunning, cruel and willing to go to any lengths to achieve their goals. They care about no one and expect no one to care about them. The butchers are sent into combat to decimate forces with their dark magic, even though such magic is unstable and often catches their allies or themselves in its deathly cold grasp.


The Culdeg are lead by a king, whose word is relayed by his champion, Malady. Malady is an incredibly powerful knight, wielding an equally powerful artifact. Green Blaze is the name of the sword he wields. Any struck by it are afflicted with a terrible curse. If they perish before the curse expires, they themselves will rise again as an imp in the service of the Culdeg empire.

So, if you ever visit Belaria, avoid Culdeg territory and their capital of Eldreth at all costs. It might just save your life.

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Literacy and Identity

I feel that literacy and identity are intrinsically linked. Even if you don't read, the words you hear and learn and therefore use work their way into your personality. If all you hear are fancy words and ornamented phrases, the odds are good you're going to be at least a little froofy yourself. Conversely, if all you hear is cursing and spitting and other varieties of bad language, odds are you're going to be coarse, if not downright rude. I personally am a grab bag of nonsense, since I've read all sorts of books, from ornately worded classics to gruesome and crude urban thrillers. This has lead to me having a very versatile personality and vocabulary.

Comparing essays

I resonated more with Orwell's writing because I feel more cynical and therefore resonate more with his cynical view of writing. Also, I was able to identify more traits of myself in his writing.

TOO...MUCH...POWER!

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My promises to you as FINAL BOSS.

As your FINAL BOSS, I promise to have a really huge base loaded with hideous monsters and to have a group of elite minions who I will send out to do my evil bidding. I will commit atrocities and destroy civilizations, but only after the heroes have looted all valuables from the locales, unless they're stupid and don't bother to pick up all the items. In my final battle, I will have a swirling, psychedelic background that will threaten to give people seizures and at least five forms, so that hard core heroes will not be disappointed. I promise to disguise myself as a hero and help them out, to maneuver them into helping me get what I want.

All in all, I promise to be evil, devious, merciless and really, really awesome.

Once and for all!

Hi. My name is unimportant. All you need to know is that you should be voting Pana for FINAL BOSS. You may be wondering what I mean by FINAL BOSS. It's irrelevant what I intend to be final boss of. It could be anything. I could even be the FINAL BOSS of this High School. We'll just have to see. In the mean time, I'm just going to post random things here. It could be anything. I could post a new magic card I made. I could post a description of Neo-Dimir. It could even be a page with a single letter, that indicates my next horrible scheme. You'll just have to see. Good day to you, peons.

And as always, VOTE PANA FOR FINAL BOSS.